This post was contributed by a community member. The views expressed here are the author's own.

Health & Fitness

LE BRONZE JAMES AND JOHNNY JUCO

Well, well well.  Apparently, Le Bronze James is heading back to his old plantation, where he can bow before his  " massa ".  This LBJ is not gold, not even silver, but a true, original, bronze, or brown nose.  We are not buying the bit about him going home to see his mommie.  We are sure that she would much rather be residing anywhere but hard by  " The Mistake By The Lake ".   Dude wimped out.  Maybe, just maybe, he was a little jealous of the notoriety that Johnny Football, or Johhny Juco, would receive in the Cleveland area.  None the less, he wants to go back to Loser Town, and lower his expectations.  So sad, so sad.                        Now we have Johnny Manziel, who's Momma didn't raise no fool.  He is fully aware that he will likely spend more time in injury recovery than on the football field.  That is probably part of why he is getting as many endorsement deals as he can, before he completes one play in the NFL, naturally.   His first big league outing will likely make Aggie football seem like junior college fare, but more so for him, because of his wanton ways and big mouth.  His folks are alleged to be the beneficiaries of tainted,  " Gypsy " like money, so he knows to get paid upfront.                                                      To sum it up, Le Bronze and Johnny Juco are prime examples of what is wrong with America.  LBJ and his feminine ways, and JJ as the self absorbed, wanna be bad boy who cavorts around the towns with the likes of Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather.  Really?      HRM

We’ve removed the ability to reply as we work to make improvements. Learn more here

The views expressed in this post are the author's own. Want to post on Patch?