Lord of the Flys or Getting to Know You

Breaking News de jur as conjured up by this cruise ship fiasco.  We are quite sure that many permanent bonds were created during this nautical episode, and probably a birth or two nine months down the road.  Old staples like playing cards and Monopoly boards were employed as alternate tools of enjoyment, although the latter was done via IPad.  Even though there were apparently minor scuffles onboard, no swine were injured in the making of this production.  We offered our Cell Phone Anonymous services to those ship bound, as many, many were pining you for their ubiquitous devices.  Can you imagine personally extending north of two thousand apologies in one, long, night ?  The cruise ship point man did, and is probably now enduring the hand swelling usually relegated to politicians.  We imagine that these eternally connected souls will defintiely, defintiely, rearrange their priorities.  HRM