Idol Conversation

Idol Conversation                                                                                                                                            Let's talk about it.  American Idol is on an artistic fiscal cliff that it has been teetering over for some time now.  Anyone who watched the Thursday night show should have a check forthcoming from Fox to account for those lost moments in time.  Pitiful.  When did Uerkel come back in vogue, and what man in his right mind could leave his house looking like that?    Super emasculation of the American male youth.                          It appeared as if most, if not all of the male contestants this season are adept at seeking attention, versus honing their craft or getting involved in other endeavors.  They should follow their dreams, we believe, but not at the cost of us experiencing nightmares.        We have grown to admire Nikki Minaj for her frankness, and for influencing the other judges to be more honest with this sorry lot.  This beautiful bit of rainbow from Trinidad sounds like she has been underneath, and maybe that song about breaking folks' windows is in her wheel house.  She is funny.                                    Mariah, Mariah...   My boy Nick Cannon obviously married up: Mrs. Cannon's legs are apparently insured for a BILLION dollars, which is, according to reliable sources, exactly double what her net worth is.  That's a whoooooole lot of song writing, which she let us all know on this past Thursday night.  Girlfriend looks, bored, which is understandable, and she probably could benefit from the diversion of weight loss that another Idol participant enjoys.  Jennifer Hudson could mentor her, and who knows, perhaps the pair could join another reduction specialist, Jessica Simpson and tour as:   " Tres Divas ".  We wouldn't put them all on the same tour bus, though,  in deference to the odd speed bump here and there.  Low rider.              How does producer Simon Lithgoe justify inserting  the Z woman into the line up?  She is denying a talented skirt to reach her dreams, a skirt with talent.  Z girl must be there for comic relief, and is another attention vampire, or AV, as King Jarvis IV likes to call them.  If she, Michael Vick, and Bozo had a minaj a trois, then her Mini Me would look ... just...like.... Z.        President James Monroe is probably, right now, on one of those 7/11 hot dog twirlers, rpms cranked up high, with egg and mustard all over his face.  Marcus Garvey, please reanimate and come and get this crude bit of nonsense that is known as:   ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.